the dog

today an amazing thing happened...i went to the market to purchase some groceries and drop off the recyclables.....while pulling into my parking space i saw a vaguely familiar looking man wearing cowboy boots being followed by a man carrying a video camera..turns out it was this guy

his name is bobby brown...he's a bail bondsman here in Colorado springs...I've driven by his fancy old Victorian home/ bail bondsman office many a time not knowing his connection to the dog....intrigued by what was happening and by tales of seeing dwayne "the dog" chapman in many a local colorado grocery store, i started walking a little bit slower...and was greatly rewarded...a dark grey humungo suv pulled up next to the subway sandwich shop and a great clips(i'm not sure which was the target)...and the dog jumped out the suv and ran into the building...i tried walking even slower to see what happened next, but i can't walk that slow. i did however, leave my shopping bags in the car...i was so distracted, how could i have remembered them....so i slowly made my way back to the car, but nothing ever happened. it's as if... he appeared and then suddenly disappeared. i do however, feel very blessed for the vision i received. Even though i only saw the back of him, it's nice to know the bleached blond waist length mullet is real, he really does wear leather chaps in 85 degree weather, and none of his shirts have sleeves. it was amazing and i feel very blessed!! i immediately called everyone who i knew would be excited...barb was stoked...i had to call greg....mom only wanted to know if beth was there and how big the twins actually are...and tamara wanted to know if i had my boobs signed. AMAZING!!!

yes i like frocks

well, i'm back in the real world....my pops came to visit and i got a computer...we went to best buy, with no intentions of taking home my computer, just buying big sis something that didn't work. i was going to take a nap...but pops teased me with the idea of a computer...so i quickly jumped off the couch and into the car(which means i was trapped between two car seats...so yes i was super excited. Once we arrived I felt like i was on chuck, super geeks helping super moms(it was mothers day in fact)..unfortunately chuck didn't help us...but a lovely young lady educated myself and the dad and eventually climbed the very loud ladder and delivered my super cheap and super fantastic new laptop which i am sure will change my entire world here in the springs. Not only that, but i paid for it with my on money and yes...i paid with cash not credit, so those who know me... well should be incredibly proud...especially mom.... i'm back in the loop! and almost an adult...but i'm Not the loop like linsey's loop, because linseys loop is incredibly fancy and luxurious...my loop dates back the the loop of days gone by... the 2005 loop, where the internet rules your world and it's the only thing you care about. id am thankfully stealing an internet connection from "rockstar" who i believe to be the neighbor upstairs, but it could be the controversial church across the street....yet i'm a little overwhelmed by the fact that i can once again stalk my favorite bands on you tube. i sure to hope it's the boy upstairs...cause he owes me...based on my many sleepless nights listening to his fights with his girlfriend..yep they get heated...anyhooo...i'm back in action...and away from my mom....so i'll keep you posted!!
oh...and in reference to the name....i created it a long time ago...i think it was justins doing...and he may not know it yet, but he will be a guest contributor from time to time...we'll see what happens....but i really do like dresses...aka...frocks....and i wish i was born in 1961 instead of 1981...carole was just a little behind...