nope. not lisa.

nope. not lisa.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

home sweet home...rabbit hello?


i just called justin...he answered the phone" rabbit...hello?" apparently there was a rabbit crossing the street...whatever. in colorado a rabbit would equal a fox or a squirrel...no rabbit's allowed. sooooo, in other news found my new apartment today, wait back to my point... this is why i love him...he's as totally random as i am which equals absolutely random!!! i miss our adventures..they were super fun, and i never got bored or lacked fashion advice or business aspirations...the back pocket here we come...after he wins the lottery...and in honor of my best friend forever, i will share our favorite quote....courtesy of an interior designer who is quite handsome and lives with simon who designs the barneys department store windows which are world renound...(someday that will be me)...find people to love and share your life with...surrender to your relationships...and make them as happy and sweet as you possibly can....thank you jonathan adler for your fantastic words, and fantastic designs. and thank you justin....for being my bffffff...forever....

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

MOVING

stresses me out....i think i'll change my mind...period...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

the tool academy....i love it

this show is amazing...i love it...it makes me sooooo happy! here is the lineup:

old tool....he's 31
manscaping tool
giant tool
guy liner tool
hillbilly tool
shit talkin tool
dancin tool
strong island tool
b boy wannabe tool
tat-tool
"special" tool...say what?
spray tan tool...yup, he's orange
really...shit like this makes a girl want to swear off dudes forever
for real...

24 degrees....


i miss the sun...i miss breathing through my nose...i miss not sounding like a grumpy old man when i talk... i went from beach and sunshine to complete and total winter...from lathering my self in sunscreen to my car being COMPLETELY covered in ice. it took over 20 minutes to scrape that shit off my windows...i've seen cold...i've been cold, i've waited for my windshield to defrost multiple times...especially since my car has issues in that department. but this was unprecedented....it seemed like three inches thick of ice...i realize it wasn't that much...but seriously...this was thick...and annoying...not only were there multiple people strolling down tejon street enjoying the crisp fall air who enjoyed my ice fight, i swear my neighbors were laughing in their warm and cozy apts while i played war with the elements....luckily little sister gave me a sweet scraper for christmas last year so i had an edge...i learned(after ten unproductive minutes) that if you turn the scraper on its side and dig in....then the ice becomes much less resistant... ahhhhh....so frustrating. now i understand why there wasn't any traffic down my street today...no one had the energy to deal with de-icing their cars...and i totally understand. so i came up to good old parker to babysit...the babies are sleeping...although they aren't babies anymore...i don't have the energy to rescrape tonight...so i sure hope it warms up in the morning...please...

Friday, October 2, 2009

san juan rockystrano



this is where i spent the last week...the beach...san juan capistrano to be exact...i used to vacation here as a child...i remember doing cartwheels(left handed of course) in the sandy sand and burying multiple family members until only there heads were visible...thanks to my sweet sweet mama mia, we've been coming back lately...this was my second year...willy's third...it's the best vacation ever....despite the rocks...the beach that was formerly soft and sandy is now populated by rocks and disgusting BIRD feathers...and the occasional dead bird...not a good situation...luckily for my, our house this year was dope...yep i just used dope as and adjective! so much nicer than last year...and after sisi left...i got my own room and caught a cold, but that is beside the point. the point of this soooo long run on sentence is ...big willy...he is a true roberson....drinkin' straight out the bottle...(ha ha i kid i kid) the life of the party....we waited 4 days for him to arrive, and when he did...he didn't disappoint. Not only did he make everyone laugh, he smashed into those waves like there was no tomorrow...once he got out there, so did lydia and emma....he led the pack...he enchanted every visitor...and somehow managed to always have sand in his pants....sweet little niece isabel even considered calling her new stuffed dolphin big willy(out of seven options i suggested this was the only one she repeated). Basically he rules...and then tonight, our last night, he turned into the beach monster....somebody pass the e and a pacifier...and if you don't know what that means...it's probably a good thing.
background music provided by carole and isabel....